Posts tagged parents
Posts tagged parents
Are you secretly living with that boy? Because if you are, your father says he wants rent. You can tell him to mail the check to our address.
Love is bigger than your own eggs and sperm.
Thanks, Mom.
(on love and infertility. obviously.)
Oh no. My beans have no gas in them.
In response to a discussion about her chili.
Thanks, Mom.
Mom: Low vitamin D means u never feel full vitamin d equals statisfied… huh
Mom: sugar is addictive….watching this dr on cable….
Mom: use food to heal yr mind…
Mom: beans beans beans eat from the rainbow avocado blueberries
—Thanks, Mom.
Think about it— when someone is juggling balls, one is down while two are up. Life’s the same way.
Thanks, Mom. Your analogy actually works quite well.
(about why I shouldn’t focus on boys right now)
Text: “Didn’t you notice i dont tell u to bring an umbrella or dress warm? I think ive graduated! ooo yea oooo yea….
(After calling me twice during class, she texts:)
wanted to know how to lower volume on gps but r u ready…. i figured it out! oooo yea oooooo yea!
What the hell was that laugh? That didn’t sound like your laugh. That sounded like a cross between the fat guy from Family Guy and the Nanny.
