Posts tagged insult
Don’t do anything dumb. You tend to flirt and do stupid things when you’re upset.
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Cutting your hair might make your head look huge.
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You look like you’re in 6th grade tonight.
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We’re only eating 2 pieces of chocolate tonight because we’re fat.
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You look so cute! You matched that all by yourself?
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You broke your toe, you a**hole.
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You should get the bigger coffee pot— one day you’ll have friends.
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You didn’t get fat. It’s those skinny jeans you wear.
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