Thanks, Mom

Moms say the darndest things

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I mean, if it bothers you so much… Okay, now don’t go saying “Mom told me to get lipo,” but if it bugs you that much, just do it already.

Already? I’m 22.

Thanks, Mom.

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You’ve got to get over this depression thing, by the way. It’s starting to make ME depressed now.
Thanks, Mom. 

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Are you tired like you’ve been doing too much, or like you have mono? Cause I don’t want you to get mono.

(the call I received 10 minutes after I said I was taking a nap)

No mono, just a college student. Thanks for the concern, though, Mom.

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